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New Egyptian Microcar
« on: December 17, 2010, 09:18:41 AM »
I bet this can move at a 'Pharaoh' speed!  :D

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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2010, 09:33:36 AM »
I sphynx it's great. Mummy I want one.
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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2010, 09:34:21 AM »
Tut!!

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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2010, 09:47:49 AM »
Oh crumbago, now we have the Masons getting in on the Microcar thing! Either that or the marketing structure for this enterprise is going to be pyramid selling by Ponzi Enterprizes. If you could see you would find it has nice Ptahs fitted. Still it is more interesting than the local Ford Ra, ideal for Tooting car man as well as Cairo. Of course Armstrong Skiddley owners just think it sphinx. Rolls Royce owners are just in de'nile and Bristol drivers are more concerned about Nefertiti.
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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2010, 09:59:47 AM »
I wonder if it starts up by means of a Cairostarter?

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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2010, 10:11:30 AM »
I don't know but it has slave cylinders on clutch and brakes and ball bearings from the Eunuch Bearing Company of Shu Houddi Wadi. Satnav by the All Seeing Eye, Roslyn, Scotland and Glyph direction indicators by Wilson, Keppel and Betty Ltd, Sandy Lane, Romford.
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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 10:11:57 AM »
It is only meant for snowy roads, nefertari ones.
To make these go faster you have to Ramses into top gear.
De Luxor coach work on this chariot.
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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 10:17:23 AM »
Beam me up Scotty  ;D

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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2010, 10:29:05 AM »
...and hows about this?

Ideal for snowy roads these days  ;)


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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2010, 01:00:18 PM »
I'm told the pyramid car is hard to drive, you need the 'Karnak'!

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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2010, 02:15:35 PM »
I love the Messerschkiddoo!
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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2010, 04:09:42 PM »
anyone marketing the pyramid car could sell sand to the arabs !

still no snow !
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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2010, 04:23:38 PM »
It looks like a woman is driving the pyramid car...(clicks to enlarge the photo)...ah yes, Suez! It's definitely not a Giza.
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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2010, 09:30:41 AM »
By the people who bought you the Renault Mastabas we now offer you the Third Dynasty in design concept now a production car

Yes the Pyramid car - Guarantee's you an afterlife time of driving.

No problem with Snofru it goes with ease, no problem with Isis and skids as can go in four directions.

Optional extras. Thoth gear, Floor Ma'at, Spot lights by Thebes of France, Ramssess stainless bumper overiders, Sarcophagus pannier carriers and of course a chrome Seth of Nut

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Re: New Egyptian Microcar
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2010, 10:45:18 AM »
Top speed 45: niles an horus.
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